Athens City Police Nab Hometown Hamburglar

A man arrests a steak thief hiding in his shed.

"The local police arrested this fellow who was hiding on my property(actually in the bathroom of my garage).He'd just ganked a bunch of steaks from Hometown Groceries.My dog woke me up,saying,"Yo,Gabe,some fool's hidin' in my bathroom from the cops...he has steak,too..."

From Gannibus